艾尔文和花栗鼠的台词，花栗鼠与艾尔文经典语录

英文：

104

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Gross. Is this his house?

105

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No. It's his garbage can.

106

00:10:55,718 --> 00:10:58,983

This must be where he stores his food for winter.

107

00:10:59,722 --> 00:11:01,690

As it came down to one...

108

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Boa has the mouse trapped on a branch with no way out.

109

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As the boa moves in for the attack...

110

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...the mouse seems to be facing certain death.

111

00:11:15,538 --> 00:11:18,473

The boa's sensitive tongue tastes the victim's presence.

112

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The mouse crashes through the foliage.

113

00:11:21,210 --> 00:11:23,735

Come on, baby. Come to papa!

114

00:11:24,413 --> 00:11:26,643

Hello, gorgeous.

115

00:11:28,417 --> 00:11:30,009

We've hit the mother lode.

116

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- Tropical rainforest where food is bountiful.

117

00:11:35,992 --> 00:11:39,723

This is the greatest day of my life.

118

00:11:39,895 --> 00:11:42,659

Eureka! I found the cheese balls.

119

00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:46,097

Alvin, what are you doing? Don't make a mess.

120

00:11:46,268 --> 00:11:48,736

Cannonball.

121

00:11:51,907 --> 00:11:53,204

Quick. Hide.

122

00:11:53,376 --> 00:11:55,344

Hurry, you guys.

123

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Did I put these here?

124

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There you are. I got you.

125

00:14:14,850 --> 00:14:17,045

He's been out for quite a while.

126

00:14:17,286 --> 00:14:18,548

You guys, he's dead.

127

00:14:18,721 --> 00:14:21,417

Don't panic. Wipe everything down.

128

00:14:21,590 --> 00:14:24,354

I need three garbage bags, a shovel, some disinfectant...

129

00:14:24,527 --> 00:14:26,586

...some latex gloves and oregano, go!

130

00:14:26,796 --> 00:14:28,991

Hang on, Sherlock. He's coming to.

131

00:14:29,165 --> 00:14:31,861

I must be hearing things.

132

00:14:35,805 --> 00:14:37,329

Oh, this is trippy.

133

00:14:37,506 --> 00:14:39,701

Sir, are you all right?

134

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Get back!

135

00:14:44,180 --> 00:14:45,511

Squirrels can't talk.

136

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Hey.

137

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Watch it, genius.

138

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We are chipmunks. Chipmunks.

139

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Chipmunks can't talk either.

140

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Our lips are moving and words are coming out.

141

00:14:56,826 --> 00:14:58,350

This is not happening.

142

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I am not talking to chipmunks. I am not talking to chipmunks.

143

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So how's that working for you, Dave?

144

00:15:05,467 --> 00:15:06,695

How do you know my name?

145

00:15:06,869 --> 00:15:09,963

I'll field that one. We read your mail. By accident.

146

00:15:10,139 --> 00:15:12,471

You really ought to pay that utility bill, Dave.

147

00:15:12,641 --> 00:15:15,542

- You ever heard of a credit rating? - What's this thing?

148

00:15:15,711 --> 00:15:18,578

Hey. Hey. Hey. Stop doing... Turn that off.

149

00:15:18,747 --> 00:15:20,374

Sorry.

150

00:15:20,549 --> 00:15:22,642

He fell out of the tree at birth.

151

00:15:22,852 --> 00:15:24,945

Can all animals talk?

152

00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:28,487

Well, I believe fish have this type of sign language.

153

00:15:28,657 --> 00:15:31,820

Hey, Dave, do all humans have houses that smell like sweat socks?

154

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Dave likes to wear

155

00:15:33,662 --> 00:15:36,426

Dirty underwear with little hairs

156

00:15:36,599 --> 00:15:38,396

We're getting off on the wrong foot.

157

00:15:39,301 --> 00:15:41,633

Allow us to introduce ourselves.

158

00:15:41,804 --> 00:15:44,136

Hello, I'm Simon, the smart one.

159

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- He's Alvin. - The awesomest one.

160

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And I'm Theodore.

161

00:15:48,811 --> 00:15:51,439

Oh, nice to meet you. Now get out of my house.

162

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But we talk.

163

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Which makes me want you out of my house that much more.

164

00:15:57,620 --> 00:16:00,953

It's creepy. Unnatural. Somewhat evil.

165

00:16:01,123 --> 00:16:03,591

I kind of liked him better when he was unconscious.

中文：

95

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恶心，这就是他家？

96

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不，这是他的垃圾桶

97

00:10:55,847 --> 00:10:59,112

这儿肯定是他储备过冬食物的地方

98

00:11:21,339 --> 00:11:23,864

来吧，宝贝，到爸爸这来！

99

00:11:24,542 --> 00:11:26,772

你好，璀璨夺目

100

00:11:28,546 --> 00:11:30,138

我们找到了主脉矿

101

00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:39,851

这是我生命中最棒的一天

102

00:11:40,024 --> 00:11:42,788

有啦！我找到了芝士球

103

00:11:43,962 --> 00:11:46,226

艾尔文，你在干嘛？不要乱来

104

00:11:46,397 --> 00:11:48,865

炸弹来啦

105

00:11:52,036 --> 00:11:53,333

快点，藏起来

106

00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:55,473

动作快点

107

00:12:10,154 --> 00:12:12,554

我把这些搁这了吗？

108

00:14:02,333 --> 00:14:04,301

你在这，找到你了

109

00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:17,174

他晕过去好一阵子了

110

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伙计，他已经死了吧

111

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别慌，毁尸灭迹

112

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我需要三个垃圾袋，一个铲子，一些消毒剂

113

00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:26,715

一些消毒手套和香草，快动手

114

00:14:26,924 --> 00:14:29,119

别忙，大侦探，他醒来了

115

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我一定听到什么声音

116

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天，这一定是幻觉

117

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先生，你还好吗？

118

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退后！

119

00:14:44,308 --> 00:14:45,639

松鼠不会说话

120

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嘿

121

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听着，天才

122

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我们是花栗鼠，花栗鼠

123

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花栗鼠也不会说话的

124

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我们嘴唇在动，话就说出来了

125

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什么事都没发生过

126

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我没有在和花栗鼠说话

我没有在和花栗鼠说话

127

00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,555

自欺欺人不好吧，戴夫?

128

00:15:05,596 --> 00:15:06,824

你咋知道我的名字

129

00:15:06,998 --> 00:15:10,092

这个我来回答，我们看了你的邮件，无意中的

130

00:15:10,268 --> 00:15:12,600

你应该清了那些生活帐单，戴夫

131

00:15:12,770 --> 00:15:15,671

-难道你没听过信用评级？

-这个是什么？

132

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嘿，嘿，嘿

别乱动…关掉它

133

00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,503

不好意思

134

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他出生时从树上摔了下来

135

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是不是所有的动物都会说话？

136

00:15:25,249 --> 00:15:28,616

这个嘛，我相信鱼只会手语

137

00:15:28,786 --> 00:15:31,949

嘿，是不是所有人类家里闻上都象臭袜子？

138

00:15:32,123 --> 00:15:33,613

戴夫喜欢穿

139

00:15:33,791 --> 00:15:36,555

秃毛的脏内衣

140

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我们不应彼此怀有敌意

141

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让我们先来自我介绍

142

00:15:41,933 --> 00:15:44,265

你好，我是西蒙，最聪明的

143

00:15:44,435 --> 00:15:46,767

- 他是艾尔文

- 最棒的

144

00:15:46,938 --> 00:15:48,769

我是喜多

145

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哦，很高兴见到你们

现在滚出我的房子

146

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但是我们会说话

147

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这就让我更想赶你们出去

148

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这很怪异，不自然，还有点邪恶

149

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我更喜欢他昏迷的时候